ARCHIMER:

Artist, webmaster, and occasional writer.
At a very young age, Archimer single-handedly took most of Russia by force.
She then ate half of her army and started to chew on the RISK board itself.

IAN ELIZABETH ANDERSON III:

Primary writer, pirate by day, sleeping by night.
Ian is our very own representative of clan Anderson, skirt kilt and all.

THOMAS J. CADDIGAN XVIII:

Tom writes sometimes, and also sticks things in toasters for a living.

BRANDON "AUNTIE FREDDIE" VIGER:

Brandon is and always has been a wise-ass who builds guitars.
He's like a sister to most.

CHIENCHIEN:

Originally the neighbor's dog, there is speculation that this French golden
retriever mutt-thing ran away to the SA household in search of greener
pastures and another fix.

RAY:

Long story short, Ray missed a layover flight and ended up abandoning the
life he'd planned for himself. Unfortunately, the only clothing he has is
his supermarket uniform.